• Neighbor Steve: How was your time with the landlord?
  • Selena: It was AWESOME! We're going for a beer! How was your time with the pancakes?
  • Neighbor Steve: I've had pancakes for the past three meals.
  • Selena: That's AWESOME. You're so lucky! Lucky you!
  • Neighbor Steve: I think you're at your AWESOME limit & I can't believe you called me a fucker for having pancakes the other night.
  • Selena: What are you the AWESOME police? the fucker police? Lighten up! I'm excited for you and your pancakes!
  • Neighbor Steve: I think that is my favorite txt from you ever.
  • Selena: I think you having pancakes is my FAVORITE thing ever.
  • Neighbor Steve: Ihop has the best crepes.
  • Selena: Do they have a sign in the window that says "World's Best Crepes!" because if they don't then the terrorists win.
  • Neighbor Steve: You're full of piss and vinegar today.